Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

(via babebanshee)

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:


Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
SCIENCE.


…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

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…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

(via rashaka)

alecsasslightwood:

I have so many head canons for young circle

BUT NO ONE TO TELL

I’M DYING HERE

YOUNG CIRCLE IS LIKE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

post them pls. I love young circle stuff!!!!

sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

(via carnivoroussquirrel)

fagmobs:

Tumblr has become so left wing it has actually looped back around is coming close to a weird right wing conservative mentality that everything you personally think is right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong

(via herondalegwilym)

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. — THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via theflowershop)

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lolbatty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

lolbatty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

(via carnivoroussquirrel)

gingersnapwolves:

kiango:

ineedmasculism:

kinglers:

this is literally broni friendzoni taken to the next level

Good lord

ok but this is so fucked upthis would involve this man going out and buying her things supposedly as gifts, and religiously keeping track of and organizing any and all receipts over a period of probably YEARS— presents, meals, EVERYTHINGmeaning that he was keeping in mind from the START of the relationship to send this to her if she ultimately did not want to marry himsmh that’s gotta be something like blackmail; “marry me or I’m sending you a $200,000 bill also fuck you bitch”like god damn what level of paranoia does this dumpster dick gotta have

I sort of assumed he estimated, but either way it’s hella fucked up.

Did any of you guys read the article though?
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-rejected-proposal-older-man-charged-185000-everything-ever-spent/

gingersnapwolves:

kiango:

ineedmasculism:

kinglers:

this is literally broni friendzoni taken to the next level

Good lord

ok but this is so fucked up

this would involve this man going out and buying her things supposedly as gifts, and religiously keeping track of and organizing any and all receipts over a period of probably YEARS— presents, meals, EVERYTHING

meaning that he was keeping in mind from the START of the relationship to send this to her if she ultimately did not want to marry him

smh that’s gotta be something like blackmail; “marry me or I’m sending you a $200,000 bill also fuck you bitch”
like god damn what level of paranoia does this dumpster dick gotta have

I sort of assumed he estimated, but either way it’s hella fucked up.

Did any of you guys read the article though?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-rejected-proposal-older-man-charged-185000-everything-ever-spent/

saucefactory:

calvinmcfly:

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

The internet is like limbo in Inception. Nobody really knows what all those years translate to, in the real world.

If there even is a real world.

avatar-addiction:

“I’m an adult.” I whisper as I eat my fifth bag of M&M’s, still not yet dressed at 2:00pm and press play on a cartoon meant for children ages 6-11. 

(via annastclairs)

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

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